My Best Friend Is My Cell Phone

My best friend is my cell phone
My tablet is my teacher
Mom’s fine I suppose
But without those
How could I even reach her?

I’m in love with my laptop
And also my TV set
I’m saving part
Inside my heart
For things I don’t own yet

I’m waiting for a smart watch
And smart socks and smart hair
And yes, it’s true
I really do
Wish for smart underwear

I just need more technology
So I don’t go insane
It’d be boring
If the only thing
Smart about me was my brain