Warm Welcome

Welcome to my evil lair
(I mean, my home)
I hope that you are not too scared
(Why would you be scared?)

I’m so glad that you all dropped by
Most people are frightened – I wonder why?
(It is a normal home)

Ignore that noise! It’s just my beast
(I mean, my fish)
Please, won’t you join us for a feast?

Ignore those coffins, they’re just eyesores
Stay for dinner! It’s to die for!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha -cough- ha ha ha ha!

-Cough-  Ha ha!  -cough-  Ha  -cough cough-
Oh drat. Somehow I scared them off!

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