Attention All Schools – Illustrated

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Happy first day of testing! This year I’m a hall proctor, so I don’t know if I’ll even have time to write more. We’ll see…

For now, here’s the first testing poem I wrote, with illustration by Anna Fox Ryan.

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Test Time = Poetry Time

It’s early April, which means two things: National Poetry Month, and also that PSSA testing starts tomorrow.

To “commemorate” this, and to promote my book of anti-testing poetry, I’m going to be sharing one illustrated poem per day of testing. There might be some other fun content thrown in too. So get ready tomorrow!

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