You tricked me once
It wasn’t nice
It was much worse
To be tricked twice
I still have hope
When you open the cupboard
Curse you, Mother Hubbard!
When the king called his men, we assumed it was war
But instead all we found was an egg on the floor
I suppose that he thought we’d bring useful resources
But that doesn’t explain why he sent all these horses!
You do not need your arms stuck out
You really do not need to shout
Did you really think we thought
That you’d turned into a teapot?