Solar Sys-Dumb

I don’t like space
The moon’s too dusty
Mercury’s too small
And crusty
Venus has acid clouds
That disgusts me
(Earth is fine
It’s nice and trusty)
Mars is far
Too red and rusty
Jupiter’s storms
Are far too gusty
Saturn’s rings make it
Look too fussy
Uranus? Neptune?
Cold and blustery
Pluto doesn’t count
Now does she?
We really don’t need
To learn this, trust me.
Don’t you think so?
Or is it just me?

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