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The perfect gift for everyone who hates high-stakes testing, which means it’s the perfect gift for everyone!

Available in e-book (PDF & ePub formats) or print versions.

If the idea of spending hours taking — or (*shudder*) proctoring — a standardized test sends a chill down your spine, this is the book for you.

If you think standardized tests are poorly-designed, time-wasting, culturally biased, bureaucratic, anti-critical thinking, money-making soul-crushers, then yes, this book is also for you.

If your loved ones are teachers, students, or in one of the countless professions that requires standardized test performance — this is the book for them. And also for you.

Featuring 21 original poems involving dragons, robots, and crushing bureaucracy.