Contagious for Sure

(I’m home sick today, so I’m doing this instead.)

I have a cold, my nose is stuffed
My head is sore, my voice is gruff
And just as if that weren’t enough…

I’ve also got a touch of flu
Pneumonia and arthritis too
But wait: my troubles aren’t through…

I’ve got this horrid, screeching cough
I sneezed so hard my tongue fell off
It did! I wish you wouldn’t scoff…

I get it, you think I’m a fake
But trust me, it’s a huge mistake
To ask for a sip from my milkshake

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