There are two hundred sixty-one kids in this line
Two hundred before me and sixty behind
I guess that it must be a pretty cool slide
If two hundred sixty-one kids want a ride
There’s only two kids on the swing set today
They must feel so lonely, just swinging away
But nobody else wants to go swing along
I guess that the swing set must have something wrong
But wait! At the clubhouse — they’ve got a new line!
The line to drink water is longer than mine!
Forget slides! That water must taste pretty great!
I’ll hurry to get there — I really can’t wait!